Tuesday, 9 March 2010

What is the ideal way to take afternoon tea?

in a cup.

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What are your favourite London stores?

I have a HUGE list. I love the Beyond Retro in Brick Lane (not the one near SoHo), Fabric Warehouse, Glitter and Glisten, Fur Coat No Knickers and House of Harlot.

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We are in a party of adventurers a la Lord of The Rings, saving a fantasy world from the evil forces of anti-cabaret... what is your role in this quest?

My role would be to add humour. I feel my strength would be in adding a little comedy at the darkest moments and randomly springing into song n dance at the most inappropriate times.

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Monday, 8 March 2010

Up Bolton Way

So this week culminated in a mad dash up north to perform at Willow Blue's fantastic night at the town hall of Peter Kay land (Bolton). Surrounded by huge marble busts of long dead dignitaries myself long with Joe Black, Bella Besame, Duke Wayward, Pinny Lace etc tasseled, teased and caused havoc. It was a good night and a great venue. Our rather impromptu singalong at midnight in the town square was just as memorable. We even formed a burlesque car convoy as we all trooped off to chateaux Blue house.

I have to say the mad antics of Joe Black and I kept me amused most of the night. The man is a legend in the making and I adore him.


Joe pratting around with my top hat....

If he wasnt abusing my props he was treating us to an impromtu fan dance....


He is a funnny boy. I have to admit though it was his 'how not to fance dance' that I preferred.


Anyway we all had a great time......

But sadly I had to do the manic drive back to London...some 4 hours. My ass was so numb by the end of it I thought I would never get feeling back. I had another performance in London which though was a more subdued affair was rather nice none the less especially after the drive and the manic antics of the previous night.

Sunday was spent arranging and sorting my future plans plus designing  a new costume AND arranging a new rehearsal room. I even managed to squeeze in a wee trip to Oxford to try out my latest photogrpahy skills (I am attempting rather poorly to do HDR photos)...anyway I am sure I will be vain enough in due course to post any images I deem acceptable on this little blog here.

You may notice some changes happening at Khandie Khisses HQ soon such as tweaked website...a few new photos and not to mention the acting session I have coming up...oooh I say!

Now whilst this week was meant to be a week of tranquility I seem to have booked myself a few more gigs...some in London so thankfully the travelling wont be too much. I am also off to a Christening (hope I dont burn on entering the church) on Sunday which will be nice.

Anyway enough poor constructed rambling.

Love

KK

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If you were a My Little Pony, of what would you smell, what colour would you be and what would you have on your ass?

I would be leopard print with a broken heart tattooed on my ass. I would smell like sailor jerry and rock hard.

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Sunday, 7 March 2010

If you were to appear on Mastermind what would be your specialist subject?

the contents of my pants drawer. Its about the only thing I know everything about.

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Monday, 1 March 2010

Twas In Portsmouth

Well I am officially pooped out after this weekend...oh wait I dont mean that I was on the toilet all weekend...because well that would be a rather odd way to spend my time off.

The week passed with some excitement as I received an email inviting me to perform in the USA in the near future. I would love to tell ya'll more but at the moment its in the awaiting further details bit. Plus I had a radio interview which mainly revolved around me being me...so chaos in the studio.

I did perform this weekend in lovely naval town of Portsmouth for the Kissy Kat burlesque show arranged by the stunning Willow Blue. She has even booked me to perform up north in Bolton for her. I cant wait.

bad photo of me about to do my Dark Before The Dawn act.


Duke Wayward got attacked by the rampant rabbit....

Anyway I had a great time with the gang...Joe Back, Belle Besame, Duke Wayward, Coco Malone, Vie O'Lette and the wonderful maid that who is Jackie. There were loads of lovely ladies and gents who helped us out on the night. Mama Black was an absolute treasure.

I had to drive back though after the show instead of party at Mama Black's house which I was a bit disappointed in but hey ho thats the way it goes it sometimes. Sunday was spent rather quietly with another radio interview and a fabulous champagne breakfast.

I did manage to squeeze in some shopping...and I got myself one fabulous present: a 1960s TLR camera. IT IS STUNNING!! So I am off to spend some time practising and pratting around with it this week. I have plans to attend the Point of View at the British Library before its closes on Sunday. Its about a photography through the 19th century...i havent had time until now to go and see it.

right I have to bed....damn it.